sanjay807: family guy on FOX
sanjay807 returned at 9:09:30 PM.
sanjay807: right now
KingFriday55: WHAT CHANNEEKL!K!K!
sanjay807: 13
sanjay807: its commercial now
KingFriday55: AAAHA!!!
KingFriday55: but TOM GOES TO THE MAYOR IS ON AT THE SAME TIME
sanjay807: dude..good episode
sanjay807: your choice brah
KingFriday55: GOOD NEWS SANJAY!
KingFriday55: tom goes to the mayor has finished and now i have 15 minutes watch the rest of the family guy episode!
sanjay807: sweet. ass.

New Years

Steve-o: my new years are never very exciting
Steve-o: we should steal something tonight
Mark: lol
Mark: a vagina
Steve-o: ...

Skelator

Skelator0: You the cat guy!!
Skelator0: *points*
Steve-O: lol
Steve-O: You're fucking skelator!
Skelator0: Shit yah i am
Skelator0: foo!
Steve-O: fuck thats awesome
Skelator0: hell yeah, sometimes, it gets too awsome,. being skelator, what with all the Boat Parties, and the Womenss
Skelator0: sometimes im like Dayem betich
Skelator0: get offa meh
Skelator0: cuz i gotta have my space, cuz im also trying to kill heman..
Steve-O: Aaaah the life...

You been drinkin?

Steve-O: IS THAT A PROBLEM?
Steve-O: TOUGHT GUY??
Mark: lol
Mark: u drinkin?
Steve-O: MYABE

Dust in the Wind...

Steve-O: Clloooosseeed
Steve-O: myyyyy
Steve-O: only for a moment
Steve-O: but the moments gone...
Mark: huh?
Steve-O: thats what happens when all your friends go off to college
Steve-O: you get depressed and listen to crap like that...

Mr. Hawkins - Hocky star

MrJackOldNumber7: dude do you want to see me try to type with hockey gloves on?
MrJackOldNumber7: with no deleting, my first attempt will be to type "red ripe tomatos"
MrJackOldNumber7: rterdf rtiopre toimastyoisd
MrJackOldNumber7: okay, next will be "G-shack is neat"
MrJackOldNumber7: YG-sejhasfck iods nmerasty
MrJackOldNumber7: and now, "Don't do drugs"
MrJackOldNumber7: DFonm'
MrJackOldNumber7: ty fdop fdtruihgds
MrJackOldNumber7: that is tricky
MrJackOldNumber7: any requests for typege
KingFriday55: Hmmmm
KingFriday55: How about "No glove, No love"
MrJackOldNumber7: okay, here goes
MrJackOldNumber7: NJo ghlove, no klovger
KingFriday55: Haha
KingFriday55: alright
MrJackOldNumber7: whoa, that one was pretty close
KingFriday55: how about... "Steve Ibsen likes little boys"
MrJackOldNumber7: SDtyerver IObndsernm l;iokesd l;iotytl;er bnopyusd
MrJackOldNumber7: that one was hard
KingFriday55: HA! apparently its not true
KingFriday55: told ya
KingFriday55: im clean
MrJackOldNumber7: must be the case man

Myhandonly.com

darkmounty1701: i thought college was gonna be ladyfest.com
darkmounty1701: point is, it wasn't ladyfest.com
darkmounty1701: till two days ago
darkmounty1701: two different girls slept in my bed on two separate nights
darkmounty1701: hot girls
darkmounty1701: but now they both are sorta pissed at me...

Pink Seashell

a portrait smile: ARGGH TAKE A MAGIC BOAT RIDE WITH MEEE
a portrait smile: if you find a pink seashell, youre on the right track!
a portrait smile: x marks the spot the tresure is near!
KingFriday55: Pink seashell?
KingFriday55: Aarrrrrr you be hittin' on me pirate booty, aren't ye'?

Drew's mom has got it going on

jOeCoOoL12: kidna like how my mom pics whos gonna win nfl teams. whoever has the prettiest helmet
KingFriday55: hahahahahaha
KingFriday55: awesome
KingFriday55: your mom sounds like a babe
jOeCoOoL12: dude i'll kill you

Katie thinks her dog is gay?

Roxeebabe1218: i think one of my dogs might be gay
KingFriday55: hahahahaha
Roxeebabe1218: i mean
Roxeebabe1218: hes a 5 pound poodle, so the odds are against him from the start
Roxeebabe1218: and he kind of
Roxeebabe1218: prances
KingFriday55: maybe he just has excessive pride
Roxeebabe1218: perhaps
Roxeebabe1218: but hes a wuss
KingFriday55: Hmmm
Roxeebabe1218: and he licks ppl nonstop
KingFriday55: HMmm
KingFriday55: maybe he's just bi-curious
Roxeebabe1218: perhaps
Roxeebabe1218: but im afraid i may not be able to handle tho choice he may make
Roxeebabe1218: and my other dog is like as homophobic as they get....hes fat, lazy, neurotic and he barks alot lol
KingFriday55: Well
KingFriday55: alright
KingFriday55: there's a test you can do
Roxeebabe1218: hokay
KingFriday55: Okay, take a good look at it's penis
Roxeebabe1218: errr
KingFriday55: If its inside another dog's butt
KingFriday55: he just might be gay
Roxeebabe1218: ah huh
Roxeebabe1218: i get it
KingFriday55: hahahahaha
Roxeebabe1218: let me go check
Roxeebabe1218: mm nope his weenis is safely not in my other dogs butt lol
KingFriday55: Weeenis

Haha

a portrait smile: i have a female boner right now just to let you know
a portrait smile: ...that was a joke.
a portrait smile: lol
KingFriday55: i was registering that

Scarecrow

Darvirp: have you seen a scarecrow that actually liked cheese?
KingFriday55: once
KingFriday55: it ate my cheese sandwich
KingFriday55: i shot it
Darvirp: how about crack?
Darvirp: I seen a scarecrow once
Darvirp: that was chasing farmer john down the road
KingFriday55: well was farmer john packin smack?
Darvirp: he was realizing the awfully goodness that is plumber fashion with a white silky thong
KingFriday55: dude, white doesn't go with plad farmer jazz
KingFriday55: what a bastard
KingFriday55: i hope that scarecrow mutilated him

Sexy Message

Auto response from KingFriday55: I am out. Leave me a sexy message

frukknXxXtrukkn9: hmmm ok? what kind of a sexy message? am i supposed to be like hey im sittin here thinkin bout u while masterbating and im not wearing any clothes, and i juss got outta the cold, wet shower, and my nipples are nice n' hard and i want u to lick all the water that drips from my hair onto my neck

tourette's

FallenNowFading: How do you set stuff up to do the "save target as" thing?
KingFriday55: blow me
KingFriday55: lol sorry
KingFriday55: tourette's

Midgets

Roxeebabe1218: this makes me think of thie one convo i had with melissa lol
KingFriday55: yea?
Roxeebabe1218: like she sent me a picture of thie racehorse and we were talking about him and how like pretty and conditioned he was, and how big hi muscles were and stuff ( we're horse ppl what can i say) and i was like hey i bet if you took out the pics it would look like we're tlaking about a guy. and melissas like look at his muscles and im like hmm so pretty and melissas like see how the midget rides him..........lol
Roxeebabe1218: and i like had a laughing attack for like an hour
KingFriday55: Hahaha
KingFriday55: dude midgets
KingFriday55: hilarious
KingFriday55: One time
KingFriday55: i saw a midget with a mullet riding a tiny bicycle
Roxeebabe1218: lol!
KingFriday55: it was a true test not to laugh
KingFriday55: i failed horribly

Erik... oh that Erik... (i think i get hit on by guys more than girls... it's flattering)

cupogoodness: sometimes I get upset and want to kill myself and then I crawl into bed and clutch my pillow with thoughts of Steve-O in my mind, and everything is ok.
KingFriday55: i love you erik
KingFriday55: lets make love for an entire month
cupogoodness: I love you too, almost as much as I love alcohol.
cupogoodness: dude that's a fucking long ass time
KingFriday55: almost eh? so it comes down to this
KingFriday55: its over...
KingFriday55: beer?
cupogoodness: Monarch
KingFriday55: on me
cupogoodness: yes...but what did you do with the rum??
KingFriday55: why its in my tum tum

SuperBowl - Me and Joe

jstaeheli17: who are you rootin for?
KingFriday55: between the patriots and the panthers?
KingFriday55: Hmmm
KingFriday55: i dunno
KingFriday55: you?
jstaeheli17: panthers
KingFriday55: ah yea?
jstaeheli17: they are the underdogs
KingFriday55: whats wrong with the patriots?
KingFriday55: Aaah gotcha
jstaeheli17: i like the patriots
jstaeheli17: but i like the panthers too
jstaeheli17: yeah
jstaeheli17: and im a southerner
jstaeheli17: i see this as a civil war game
jstaeheli17: and the confederacy shall reign victorious
KingFriday55: haha you're an idiot

Washington

NiChOLe032185: why do you live in WA?
NiChOLe032185: You should live in OH

KingFriday55: LIVE IN OH?
KingFriday55: why?

KingFriday55: when its such a HOT PLACE IN WA
KingFriday55: haha
NiChOLe032185: lol WA sucks

KingFriday55: hey we have..
KingFriday55: coffee
KingFriday55: and the space needle
NiChOLe032185: whoa
KingFriday55: and stuck up business people who won't drop me change in my case when im trying to buy lunch in seattle playing guitar
NiChOLe032185: i see
KingFriday55: Ooh and we have rain
KingFriday55: OOOH and we have volcanoes
NiChOLe032185: F RAIN
NiChOLe032185: and F volcanoes
KingFriday55: and sometimes, canada comes down and parties with us

NiChOLe032185: lol Canada sucks too
KingFriday55: wait a minute...

KingFriday55: Washington does suck...
KingFriday55: thats it, im moving to hawaii
KingFriday55: Or California
KingFriday55: or this so called 'OH'
KingFriday55: wherever the hell THAT is

Douche

Aviat0rShades: hey douche
KingFriday55: sup boner
Aviat0rShades: nothing
Aviat0rShades: I just wanted to say douche really bad
KingFriday55: hahaha
KingFriday55: i understand
KingFriday55: im glad i could be there for you

Jonny C in an elevator

BmoneyThaILLEST: one of these days you'll have to write how i gave jon corevo a dollar to lick the elavator dorm wall
BmoneyThaILLEST: at wsu
BmoneyThaILLEST: people pee all over those walls
KingFriday55: eeew that rules
BmoneyThaILLEST: ya

Talk like an Aussie

Darvirp: eh quick Q, where do you live
Darvirp: I always thought it was australlia for some reason
Darvirp: but I aint thinkin the pics terrain looks right
KingFriday55: hahahahah!
KingFriday55: australia?
KingFriday55: i live in washington, USA
KingFriday55: i just talk like an aussie
KingFriday55: mate

Darvirp: you know what
Darvirp: that explains it
Darvirp: no wonder your fucking crazy
KingFriday55: lol
Darvirp: lol

PACHIIING

Haze7000: my ear is ringing
KingFriday55: then maybe you should answer it!
KingFriday55: PACHIIING!

Mike Ni proves me a moron-

KingFriday55: Mike you wanker!
KingFriday55: Kriss isn't lieing when he says
KingFriday55: you're a wanker
Griffon321: statement
Griffon321: mike got everyone to start saying wanker
Griffon321: so by using it
Griffon321: you are complimenting it
Griffon321: which is me
Griffon321: making me even cooler
Griffon321: a trend setter you might say
Griffon321: and what the fuck does kriss know
Griffon321: besides his hand
Griffon321: i've had plenty of girl friends
Griffon321: oh and steve
Griffon321: if i wanted to talk to an asshole
Griffon321: i'd fart
KingFriday55: man you are a dick today! its awesome!

Convo with Justin Haze -

Haze7000: where do you live btw?
KingFriday55: washington
KingFriday55: you?
Haze7000: Alabama
KingFriday55: EEEW

Gangsta fo' life - Chandler

iliveemo: are you a player?
iliveemo: well its time to pledge alegiance to the ideals of the thug nation
iliveemo: for only 15 dollars and 99 cents
iliveemo: u can buy a membership to this gangster life style
iliveemo: whether you hustler a player or a p i m p
iliveemo: call in and get ur game on now
iliveemo: these hits are garaunteed to bring out the inter thug in u

Beer food group

Stimpasaur: hey what food group is beer in?
KingFriday55: hmmmm
KingFriday55: desert
KingFriday55: Mmmmmm

7 card stud

Stimpasaur: my nuts are swelling
KingFriday55: from the lack of rock?
Stimpasaur: yeah i'm getting blue balls
KingFriday55: haha
KingFriday55: call up another threesome
Stimpasaur: jack white and jack black?
KingFriday55: YES
Stimpasaur: i'd do em
KingFriday55: Hmmm
KingFriday55: i dont know if i could handle two jacks
KingFriday55: maybe two jacks and 4 queens
KingFriday55: and an ace
Stimpasaur: 7 card stud
KingFriday55: thats right

Conversations with Perry (Gorillamask.net) at 3 in the morning

G-Shack.com: man i love technology
GorillaMask.Net: i love sex
G-Shack.com: technology sex
G-Shack.com: sex technology
GorillaMask.Net: i want a girlfriend that's like you with a vagina
GorillaMask.Net: a techie with a hole in her crotch
GorillaMask.Net: i'm down
G-Shack.com: dude thats so beyond flattering
GorillaMask.Net: GROW A VAG!
G-Shack.com: ill pick one up at the walmart
G-Shack.com: no!
G-Shack.com: no
G-Shack.com: the walmart supercenter
G-Shack.com: open 24 hours, you know
GorillaMask.Net: in kennewick?
G-Shack.com: yea man

GorillaMask.Net: let's date
G-Shack.com: it depends
G-Shack.com: are you a cuddler?
GorillaMask.Net: hell no
G-Shack.com: haha
GorillaMask.Net: i need my space
G-Shack.com: it'd never work mr. perry
GorillaMask.Net: FINE
G-Shack.com: well
GorillaMask.Net: you're the gayest boyfriend i've ever not had
G-Shack.com: hahahahahaha
G-Shack.com: now that i think about it, i've never been with another man...
G-Shack.com: maybe im just the cuddler with the women
GorillaMask.Net: i bet you are
G-Shack.com: you think?
G-Shack.com: i dont know, do i strike you as the type to cuddle after homosexual relations?
GorillaMask.Net: yeah it's not as fun when you've got a limp, wet noodle always getting in the way
GorillaMask.Net: no boobs to hang on to
G-Shack.com: wow
GorillaMask.Net: yeah you look like a cuddler
G-Shack.com: its all i got

 

 

 

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