18.July.04 -

There's a lot of hate in this world. Awful hatred that runs wild in the streets and in our homes. It's time we educate one another to combat this 'evil do-er', creating a society of which we ALL can get along in perfect and absolute supreme harmony. It all starts with the "love your beaver" method.

That's right, love your beaver.

Loving your beaver might be hard at first, but we can help our children succeed in such methods by practicing Beaver loving. Studies show that your childhood often reflects upon who you grow up to be.

For Example:

Notice the similar activities over the 10 year difference? Nearly identical in behavior. That's why I've developed a simple club for kids which practices proper beaver loving procedures and techniques in order to promote beaver love.

As the days and years pass by, children will learn to get as much as they can out of their beavers by following key beaver loving rules:

Always play nice with your beaver.

Never let your beaver play in traffic.

Keep your beaver clean and well groomed.

and make sure to stroke your beaver only in the designated locations.

It's easy to do!

And you can Love your beaver anytime, anywhere!

 

Love your beaver in the tub!

Love your beaver on the run!

Love your beaver in the tub!

Or you can even love your beaver in the tub!

 

Sure, you might get aggravated...

But it's only natural. Fight through the anger, break the chains of negativity, and come join your fellow beaver lovers for some beaver lovin'.

 

I Love Beaver T-shirts should be made and handed out.

 

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Posted by Steve-O - 07.18.04 - 8:56 A.M. -- comments (15) -- forum -- home