12.11.04 -

Subject: hate mail..................................
Date: 12/1/2004 9:00:27 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: limechasefanform@yahoo.com
To: KingFriday55@aol.com

i found your site late last night...
and wow!

what a crock of shit! do you actually believe in what must be a very tiny range of thought, that the tired antics almost habitually played out by countless morons just like you is what the web really needs? Yea!! we have another site that has some under educated self-important waste of oxygen doing, in a shocking twist, something immensely stupid. and thank god i say, cause there was a chance that i might have stumbled upon something worthwhile instead of the puddle of drool that leaked onto your keyboard for us all to see. how do you, or any of the hundreds, perhaps thousands of people just like you imagine for a second that anything your feeble minds can think of hasn't been literally rammed into the ground with repetition. im sure you feel so overwhelmingly satisfied with your "accomplishments" that you fail to even realize the utter pointlessness of nearly everything your entire life thus far has amounted to. but there is one high note. i didn't waste the time to dl your shit vids.

bravo!! ignorance is bliss as they say, so you must be some jolly fuckers.

unimpressed

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Dear unimpressed,

if you don't have a sense of humor, then you are a minority. And since you are a minority... onto the train you go.

Ethnic cleansing.

Or Turkmenish style with helicopters.

- Steve-O


 

04.28.04

Subj: Steve-O blows
Date: 4/28/2004 4:13:00 AM Eastern Daylight Time
From: "Peter Orr" <porr1@adelphia.net>
To: <KingFriday55@aol.com>

To Steve-O and "God",

In regards to your recent "God" post: That was a complete waste of my time. Why the hell does this guy think he's God? He's just some stupid little loser that writes his homosexual little poems and articles so that people with IQs lower than retarded midgets will think he's cool. Writing a website that sais that you are God DOES NOT MAKE YOU GOD. You didn't "create all", you don't "control all". Who the fuck do you think created you? God did, you stupid crack whore looking freak. Therefore,you CAN NOT be God. You can't be the "all mighty" if someone put you on this earth in the first place. And Steve-O, I thought your sight was funny at first, but then I read it. Nobody cares about what "4 pounds of sweet, sexy gunpowder" does to a car. Yeah, it blows up. Anyone with half a brain knows that. It's not funny. And we don't need to know how your monopoly game went. You play a little kids' game, but you play with real money because you think it makes you look "badass" and "sweet". And regards to your hate mail about the Steve-O comment. He's telling you to come up with a nickname on your own instead of ripping it off Jackass star: STEVE-O. You think you "dissed" or "served" him by your reply. You just made yourself look incredibally homosexual. And you're not supposed to give yourself a nickname in the first place. You get it givin to you by someone else. So therefore, since you gave yourself your own nickname, it automatically makes you a homosexual. I got my nickname "Scottbo" because people have called me that since i was six years old. I didn't go off calling myself partyboy, thinking that everyone will think I'm funny and no one would notice that it's a ripoff of someones hours of hard work and labor of coming up with such extremely pimp names. Well thats enough ranting. Put me on your hate mail, "Steve-O". I want toshow people the light of how incredibly homosexual you are.


From,
Scottbo

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Dearest Scottbo,

You are right. I am homosexual. In fact, as we speak, I am riding a 300 pound man named Scott. I like your nickname. It's cute. Cute enough to eat. I will find you scottbo, and I will have gay sex with you.

btw, if you think my site is gay... then... don't read it. Or maybe that's the factor that draws you closer... closer to me, my little sexy minion. We shall hold hands and ride bare-ass on rainbows.

With much homosexual love-
your homosexual steve-o

Oooh. And my mom gave me my nickname, you little twat.


03.28.04


Subj: real dumb
Date: 3/27/2004 2:00:11 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: "Joseph Scovel" <eudaimonia112181@hotmail.com>
To: KingFriday55@aol.com

dance like a kitty cat? dumbest video i have ever seen. i like how your
alias is steve-o because your so unoriginal you couldnt even come up with a
name on your own. you are a tool. stop thinking your funny and publishing
your crap all over the internet. your NOT funny. once you grow up and come
back to think about this email you will understand and think to yourself
"wow, i look like a little shit and im actually not funny at all, i dont
even know why im on the internet, i dont even deserve to be looking at the
internet because im so not original and/or humorous in any way" thats what
you'll say. now go cry and eat some more you fat fuck and think about it,
fuckin baby.

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Joseph -

A video about a dancing cat really made you that mad? You've got anger issues. It's probably just penis envy, don't take it too bad- Some of us are just more blessed than others.

- Steve-O


01.10.03

Subj: (no subject)
Date: 1/10/2004 2:03:29 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: ***********
To: KingFriday55@aol.com

Dear Mr. 'Steve-O',

First of all, I would like to say that I hate your website. It is not only offensive, but truely a work of crap. You can't even come up with a decent nickname, 'Steve-O'? You have way too much free time and you should get a job and a girlfriend. You're movies are a total waste of time and bandwithe, I download them and it's just you doing retarded stunts and playing guitar. You think you're the greatest shit to ever walk this planet, and it makes me completely and utterly sick. I hope your computer explodes and takes your domain down with it.

Sincerely, Your anti-fan

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Dear Mr. Douche Bag,

Let's start backwards... What's an Anti-Fan? Is it like a fan that doesn't just blow, but suck? Yea, I guess you're an anti-fan. Haha, and You want my computer to... 'explode and take my domain down with it'? *Gasp* that would rip the very soul out of my body and demolish it! Honestly, guy- that is the worst threat I've ever heard. And since when did 'shit walk the planet?' I don't know what hell you've been smoking but you should probably stick with cat-nip. Doesn't seem like you can handle the big-kid crack. I'm so sorry to disappoint you in my movies, you must have soiled your pants after that long 3 meg down load to find out it wasn't even porn! You're sad, dude. Real sad. Take a hike. I'm surprised you could even type this e-mail with your fingers in your butt. By the way, my name actually is Steve... and there's an O afterwards... So shoot me, jackass. I can truly say It's a better nickname than 'Anti-Fan.'

- Steve-O


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