G-SHACK SUPREME PLAYA OF DA' MONTH - April.04

Whit-dawg

And she has an overwhelming fear of coke trucks

 

So this is how the coke truck story went down:

Whitney is walking in the park, when all of a sudden a family of baby ducklings steps out infront of her. She kneels down, and is all like "Yo duckies, WHHASUP?" but before they can answer, a LARGE COMBUSTION OF FIRE EXPLODES reveals an evil coke truck right infront of them. The ducklings are sent flying every which way in a cloud of feathers and fluff, while Whitney is knocked onto her back.

"I'M GOING TO EAT BABY DUCKIES" - said the satanic coke truck

"NEVER!!" - screamed whitney

She then harnessed the power of ninja dragon kick and popped the monster coke truck in the face. The kick was so massive that it shattered the window, and ripped the coke truck down through the middle which lead to a giant explosion of coke bottles. Yet the kick was so powerful, that it broke Whitney's leg in 1,003 places- yet it did not break her soul.

WHITNEY - CRIME FIGHTING NINJA EXTREME

 

 

[actually, believe it or not... that's not how shit went down......]

 

 

This is what really happened: One day, during Whitney's relaxing free 4th hour- she takes her kick ass little sports car on a drive. Whitdawg pulls up to an intersection, sees this satanic coke truck pull up with it's turn signal on, she drives out infront of it and gets blind sided by a little devil munchkin vehicle hiding to the side of the semi.

When I first hear about whitney getting into a wreck, I was told she broke her leg in 20 places. I shoot milk out of my nose in shock, and the very next day, I tried bringing her some flowers and gifts to cheer her up at the hospital. BUT TURNS OUT, she's already gone. AND IT TURNS OUT - she only busted her leg in 3 places. Which still sucks catastrophic wang, but atleast she'll be able to walk in a few months.

She took everything like a champ though- She get's pulled out of her car and the paramedics are cutting off her pants leg, but she doesn't complain or cry about the pain. Instead, she's coping with the loss of her new pants.

HERE'S TO YOU WHITNEY!

G-SHACK.COM's - SUPREME PLAYA OF DA' MONTH

You'll always be a best friend, and look at it THIS way- You get to park in handicap spaces for the next few months!

That- and with your crutches, you walk twice as fast as me. I'm jealous

Posted by Steve-O - 04.09.04 - 11:51 P.M. -- Comments --

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